Thursday, April 06, 2006

My adventures in babysitting continue...

First of all that movie has always been one of my favorite, i'm sure some of you might remember it, I identify so well with that movie, it makes me laugh.

Here is another adventure in babysitting an 86 year old, story. Last night Louise woke me up at 3:00am because she was seriously convinced that her apartment was flooding. Now do you think that either of us were drenched with water up to our ankles...NO!!!!!! There was not a drop of water to be had in that apartment, except maybe the toilet (which i at first thought she was saying was over flowing,) but that too was completly intact.

Not only was Louise convinced that our apartment was about to be overcome by a tremendous amount of water she was afraid that her neighbors would be too...of course that mean she tried to leave her apartment last night to warn her unsuspecting neighbors of the coming flood. And i, of course being the villian in this story, would not let her save her fellow companions from the flood. This then resulted in a very angry 86 year old woman (oh boy, you don't want to see an 86 year old woman with alzeihmers angry) whom, at desperate measures, made use of her walking cane and dangerously threated to bash my skull in if i didn't move away from the door. (this sight acctually made me laugh because it reminded me of an old woman in the movies who beats off the mugger with her purse).

Well, after some intense moments of hearing "you, bleep bleepedy, bleep, bleep, you just wait until i call the office on you, they'll take care of you, oh boy, you just way, you no good for nothin rotten, bleep, bleep, bleeped." and a few shoves against the door i so eagerly guarded...the old woman realizing that her strength compares not to that of her advesary, does, not so graciously though, back down, and returns to her flooded bedroom and falls asleep saying..."you no good for nothin...bleep...I'll get you...bleep, bleepedy, bleep."

So, i'm thinking one of two things right now...she either had a dream about a flood or she peed her britches last night..lol

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