Humerous funnies

I had some humirous moments this weekend. I attended my membership class at Faith Baptist Church and Pastor Dave asked me to read a verse. I got about 3 words into the verse and all of a sudden i just stopped reading. Everyone was real quiet then finally Pastor Dave asked me if i was okay and i said... "Believe it or not, i completely have forgotten how to read. Give me a moment and i'm sure it will come back." Needless to say everybody did laugh and i eventually re-learned how to read english.

Another humerous moment was when i was riding back to school with my friends Dan, and John, and they wanted to know why i had been crabby all week and so i finally broke down and told them in was PMS. We had a good laugh about that and then about 10 minutes later Dan was turning the radio and he looked at me and said.."Is this music good for you in your fragile state?" I looked at Dan and said.."Well, done Dan you have managed to actually piss me off. And it takes a lot to do such a thing and you've just done it." So we had a good laugh about that.

I also played cards over at the Hardings house this Sunday..and that was a lot of fun! Pastor Dave asked me if i was a competive person..and i said.."Yes, i am. That is why i don't play sports. I would probably end up killing someone." Everyone laughed and i said..."No, i'm serious i would probably end up killing someone." Then it got real quiet.

Other things that i did...I watched Forest Gump over the weekend and i have determined that my favorite line in that movie is when Jenny and Forest are on a walk and they walk by her old house..and Jenny picks up stones and starts throwing them at the house...she gets done sits down and begins to cry. Forest doesn't know what he should do so he goes and sits down next to her...and then the voice over says...

"I guess sometimes there just aren't enough stones."

...ain't that ever true.